That... was epic. I'm sorry. I never thought I'd have the opportunity to type that into the subject line of a journal.
Kyramei tagged me, so I'm gonna do it.

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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'. (Call it a hobby of mine.)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Well! Sort of. I ran into a pole, once.)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. (Well... it's my natural hair color. :3)
TOTAL: 4

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Both of my sisters used to be able to do it. I wanted to kill them.)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (NO. *Ninja eyes.*)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (Lol I think I was like 9.)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Maybe...)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Heh heh.)
TOTAL: 3 (7)

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Pyrophobe.)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Only at night. Like... when I wake up. It's gross.)
TOTAL: 1 (8)

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (How would I find out about it? I wouldn't be able to remember...)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Um. Yeah.)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. (Lol not since like Kindergarten.)
TOTAL: 1 (9 - I'm BEHIND)

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally... (T.T)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (See, Nima? I did it. I did the test. And I should be doing my homework.)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or/and inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Yeah... and I had like a group of my classmates depending on me to find it. I got pretty mad at myself. ^^)
TOTAL: 4 (13)

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (NOPE. I used to change the message so it was funny and/or friendly and send it back.)
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. (A little.)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (Ohya. All the time.)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Do the walls count? In my old room, I had South America on my wall.)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently. (That sentence was in the passive voice.)
[ ] You don't know what "um" means. (I'm pretty sure it's just a sound made. No real meaning. Link me if I'm wrong.)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (MAYBE.)
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Uh...)
GRAND TOTAL: 6 (19)

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
19x6=76.

LOL GOOBERFAIL. Sounds German, no?